Once upon a time, there were a young ork general wiv too many boyz an' not enuff brainz. 'e fought many a battle, lost 'em all, and were a bit depressed about da lack of krumpiness in 'is WAAAGH.... an' so dis went on, until 'e decided ter save up all 'is teef and get 'imself an army that would krump 'em all - and 'e did just that! Sadly, afta that, 'e didn't 'ave noone else ter fight, and da boyz went 'dere seperate ways, and dat were the end o' dat...
...Until now. Afta over a decade wanderin' da galaxy, free-bootin' around, da Kaptin is back, bigga, badda and, erm, BIGGA dan before! 'ere be the story of 'ow 'e began it all again!
Long live da new WAAAAAGH!!!
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